Sunday, March 30, 2008

WhoreMart

You may not have picked up on it, but when women refer to ‘whores and sluts’ they invariably lump the two together, never referring to them individually as though the two were just synonyms for the same thing. The odd part is that the two groups are really nothing alike at all when you think about it. Whores are women who sell sex for money, with a set rate of hourly exchange for various forms of service. A slut on the other hand is a woman who for whatever reason loves to sleep around with various men and may genuinely be enjoying herself. This would be like comparing WalMart to the Salvation Army, one does this to turn a profit, the other does it for shits and giggles.

Now you might wonder, why do the kunts like to lump these two groups of women together? Might it be because these two groups DO have one thing in common - they disrupt the kunts monopoly on sex. With either of these two groups you have a serious revaluation of the male orgasm. Imagine if you live in a town and the only had this grossly overpriced department store which for the purposes of this analogy I shall call Neiman Kuntus. The store having had a total monopoly has gotten incredibly snooty over the years and most of the men can’t even afford to shop there. The few that try have had their credit record ruined.

Now suddenly next door opens up a plain cinder block establishment where there are no frills, a minimum of bullshit and instead of exorbitant payment rituals there’s just a simple cashier who will happily give you a price check on anything you ask. We will call this place WhoreMart. WhoreMart was started on the simple policy that men like to have sex and shouldn’t have to fill out a credit check just to get their nuts off.

As though this wasn’t bad enough, in various locations around town women are ‘volunteering’ to give sex with seemingly no obligation at all. This service which I have not been able to aptly name (“Tits for Tots” was the best I could come up with but it just doesn’t work) and they are offering it as a service to some men regardless of their ability to compensate.

Prostitution has been hated since it’s inception, not by men, but by women. Not because it degrades women. Women will gleefully prostitute themselves out for goodies, they just despise the idea of having to compete for it. Competition lowers costs, it improves the quality of the product. This would be great for sex, wonderful men, and the ruin of the kunts. Kunts loathe having to compete for anything and the thought of having the one thing they can offer men commoditized scares the living shit out of them. They will fight to keep it illegal and would sooner have abortion made illegal than have prostitution decriminalized.

4 comments:

tiredofitall said...

As though this wasn’t bad enough, in various locations around town women are ‘volunteering’ to give sex with seemingly no obligation at all. This service which I have not been able to aptly name (“Tits for Tots” was the best I could come up with but it just doesn’t work)
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How about "squeals on wheels"?

Anonymous said...

"Tit for nought "make work.

Most girls giving it out for free already have a boyfriend is my guess.(One of my Friends with Benefits had a long distance boyfriend).

He was far away while I was all up in her.

I was trying to be romantic and buy her stuff but she refused because I wouldn't call her my girlfriend and the other guy had more cash.

If a man pays some women will feel as if they owe the man something.

She used the "born again virgin" tactic on the guy. He had a small penis, which she let me know she thought was pathetic. Her words, "his penis is not even the size of my pinky finger," then she let's lose a restrained laugh once she realizes I am not laughing with her but giving her fake ass grin.

She was a sophomore in college. I was the 10th dick she'd had. I was a freshmen.

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Anonymous said...

Joker's Wild:
The inadequate male specimens are something that women use for their money and resources while they screw the more attractive and sexually superior performers.

Most men are deluding themselves if they think that their wife or GF is that really into them. Women want the best or at least something better than what they have and that is why most turn to miserable bitches after marriage because they cannot stand their partners who fall short of their expectations.

Most men are too stupid, naive and blind to realize that though he is thinks that he is in a relationship, he has not made her cut and will never live up to her unrealistic expectations.